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I know! I know! What is "perestroika", Alex... Parenting Tip: Once your child outgrows the phase wherein they ask you "W...

Look! I'm pole-dancing just like Mommy! Parenting Tip: It is often said that babies are like sponges. This is true in two ways. Fir...

Hunter (at left): Sometimes I feel like we're the ones trapped in cages--prisoners of our tiny, inadequate bodies with inchoate vocal ...

Wheee! Swings are so effin' awesome! Parenting Tip: Compared to older children, babies are easily amused. Try not to think of th...

Jesus, can someone get me away from Grandpa's onion breath?  ...and if that's not onion, I really don't want to know what it i...

Hey, lemme see if your tongue comes out like your teeth do... Parenting Tip: Sure, it's cute when your baby touches your face as if...

I'm gonna ride this muthaf****r to Mexico! Parenting Tip: Babies and young children will often express unrealistic desires. Perhaps...

No. No I have not heard of Children of the Corn . I do not know of what you speak. Parenting Philosophy Corner: Because they lack empat...

Whoa, hold up, let's chill for a second. Ok, where are my pants? Parenting Philosophy Corner: It's not OK for regular people t...

Wait, let me check my watch. And by "watch" I mean "level of boredom." Yes, according to my watch it seems that it...